I am Mr. Reynald Jornales. I was born with a weight of 13 lbs. But after a few days when i was circumcised, my weight was reduced to 3 lbs. I am the only aborted baby that lived. When I was born, my parents tried to drown me because i was very ugly, that's the moment when i first learn how to swim. I was so surprised when i was born that didn't even say a word until I was 2 years old. I am very bright and intelligent because I spent 5 years in Gr. 1 alone and 10 years in High school. i personally believe that the fear of misspelled words is fobia, erection is the time when japanese people vote, condom is an apartment complex and dancing is a vertical expression of a horizontal desire. My father and mother are on iron and steel business. My mother irons and my father steals. My friends call me "TOY" but my wife calls me "HOY".

welcome bee little este beatle boy hehehe

john lennon wrote:
I am Mr. Reynald Jornales. I was born with a weight of 13 lbs. But after a few days when i was circumcised, my weight was reduced to 3 lbs...

hahaha funny!!! matood tabi adi ngamin sadi introduction mo?

...hi Ms. A, you look more and more gorgeous and stunningly beautiful everyday...

maray na aldow po kaninyo ngamin...bago man ako sadi

taga-la purisima man kuno ako...napadpad sadi bansa sa mga sakang...